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“Why can’t I lose a job like that,” said Dave Winston the other morning, pointing to a story in the paper that Tony Hayward was being replaced as the head of British petroleum – but getting a package of $20 million to leave.
“The problem is you wouldn’t have got the job in the first place so they’d want to get rid of you bad enough to pay you”, said Cliff Murray.
“It kills me that in some jobs people can screw up and they still walk away with a bundle,” said Molly Whiteside, as she refilled the coffee cups.
“Yeah, if I had a manure spill and it got into the river, I’d be fined or go to jail,” said Dave. “This guy gets $20 million for ruining the lives of millions of people.”
“F. Scott Fitzgerald said the rich are not like us,” said Cliff.
“That’s for sure,” said Molly. “Look at all the fuss over Conrad Black getting out of jail. How much did CBC spend to send all those reporters to Florida and Chicago just to cover that?”
“Ah yes, but he’s a man of the people now,” said George. “Didn’t you read how he was helping his fellow prisoners get their high school diplomas?”
“I thought I was going to barf,” said Molly. “All of a sudden the media forgets all the people he cheated.”
“Yeah, but now the law he broke isn’t a law anymore,” said Dave.
“I wonder how much he spent on lawyers to get that changed,” said Cliff. “That’s why the rich aren’t like us.”
“Well neither are the politicians,” said George. “I mean, imagine if any of the rest of us were to try to pull what the government has done with this solar energy thing – promise one price, get a lot of people to put up solar panels, then say they won’t pay that price after all.”
“Reminds me of those bank commercials where they give this kid a really great toy to play with, then take it away and give him a drawing of the toy,” said Molly. “What’s the line they use? Something about even kids knowing it was wrong.”
“I think somebody figured out farmers were actually going to make some money and said ‘We can’t have that’,” said Dave.
“Even though the Green Energy Act was supposed to be the Premier’s way for farmers to get some money so they could keep producing food they couldn’t make any money from,” said George.
“I like it better when you guys just griped about the weather,” said Mabel from behind the counter.
“What’s the sense in talking about the weather,” said Dave. “You can’t do anything about it.”
“That’s what they always say,” said Cliff, “but don’t you sometimes get the feeling with all this climate change talk that people now feel they should be able to do something about it?”
“As if recycling your plastic jugs and composting your kitchen scraps is going to make it rain less,” said Molly.
“Uh-uh, composting those kitchen scraps might cause methane,” said Dave. “That’s a bad thing.”
“How many people conscientiously recycle everything, then jump on a plane and fly off on vacation,” said Molly.
“Yes but in Niagara they’re trying to solve that,” said Cliff. “They’re hoping Torontonians will just drive down the QEW and visit them instead of going to Europe.”
“Yeah, did you see all the fuss that ad campaign caused in Toronto by telling people they might want to escape the noise and pollution and crime?” said Mabel.
“But people still have to pollute to drive to Niagara,” said George.
“Just wait a while,” said Dave. “Soon the legislature will be back in session and there’ll be enough hot air in Toronto everybody can go by balloon.”◊
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“Why can’t I lose a job like that,” said Dave Winston the other morning, pointing to a story in the paper that Tony Hayward was being replaced as the head of British Petroleum – but getting a package of $20 million to leave.
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